Post by copperkid3 on Jan 24, 2016 12:36:01 GMT -5
DUMB & DUMBER!!!
A hilarious 911 tape released by police in Rexburg, Idaho details a pair of paranoid drug dealers
who want to surrender because they think undercover narcotic cops are tailing them.
They weren't.
"They thought they was being followed," Rexburg Police Capt. Randy Lewis told INSIDE EDITION.
"Every time a car would go by, they would get out and throw up their hands. But no one stopped.
Then they got irritated."
And called 911.
"Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border
and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons," says Leland Ayala-Doliente,
22, who was traveling in a car with Holland Sward, 23 and 20-plus pounds of marijuana, headed for Montana.
The dealers had more than 20 pounds of neatly packaged pot:
www.insideedition.com/headlines/14226-dumb-and-dumber-two-drug-dealers-dial-911-in-hilarious-call-and-give-themselves-up
"I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it," he added.
The stunned dispatcher replied: "You got caught doing what?"
The man details how the pair has drugs and a dog, and would just like to give themselves up.
Ayala-Doliente: "And, yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up.
I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.
Dispatcher: "Ok… um…."
As the 911 conversation goes on, the dispatcher chuckles, and sounds like he's trying to keep himself from laughing out loud.
The dispatcher asks if the dynamic duo has any weapons.
Ayala-Doliente: "Nope, we don’t have any of that stuff with us. Just a bunch of snacks and stuff."
The marijuana was sitting outside their car, neatly bundled in a dog carrier.
A hilarious 911 tape released by police in Rexburg, Idaho details a pair of paranoid drug dealers
who want to surrender because they think undercover narcotic cops are tailing them.
They weren't.
"They thought they was being followed," Rexburg Police Capt. Randy Lewis told INSIDE EDITION.
"Every time a car would go by, they would get out and throw up their hands. But no one stopped.
Then they got irritated."
And called 911.
"Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border
and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons," says Leland Ayala-Doliente,
22, who was traveling in a car with Holland Sward, 23 and 20-plus pounds of marijuana, headed for Montana.
The dealers had more than 20 pounds of neatly packaged pot:
www.insideedition.com/headlines/14226-dumb-and-dumber-two-drug-dealers-dial-911-in-hilarious-call-and-give-themselves-up
"I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it," he added.
The stunned dispatcher replied: "You got caught doing what?"
The man details how the pair has drugs and a dog, and would just like to give themselves up.
Ayala-Doliente: "And, yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up.
I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.
Dispatcher: "Ok… um…."
As the 911 conversation goes on, the dispatcher chuckles, and sounds like he's trying to keep himself from laughing out loud.
The dispatcher asks if the dynamic duo has any weapons.
Ayala-Doliente: "Nope, we don’t have any of that stuff with us. Just a bunch of snacks and stuff."
The marijuana was sitting outside their car, neatly bundled in a dog carrier.
